I think you are projecting

"You look nervous to meet me."
-Small Asian man on Plymouth Avenue

Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

Bandit found these this morning. Almost brand-new running shoes (already tied)....they weren't my size.

Kids are weird

"Does she have nipples?"
-A kid we met while camping

The last time I heard that phrase was in "Charlotte's Web"

"Suuuuuueeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! You's beautiful! Aren't you just a beaaauutiful dog!?"
-Lady walking past us on Holloway (who I'm assuming doesn't see many nice looking dogs)

ILostMyPet.com

Bandit found this on our walk recently. Although I wouldn't let her eat it (or befriend it, as I like to think she's doing), I found it to be a very awkward interaction. You see, whether it is a leaf blowing by on the sidewalk or a rare bird, Bandit acts the same. Her tail wags and she pulls me toward it as if it was the only thing in the world that she needs. Once she gets close enough to lick the object, she's defined its meaning to her. Either she's digested it or she spits it out. With the bird, though, even I didn't know how to act. Usually I'm sure of whether or not I should be pulling her away, but this time, I was sort of scared of this bird. It was gorgeous, but what was it doing? It was just chillin on a sidewalk? Super awkward.

This also led me to my next brilliant invention: ILostMyPet.com. A website where you can register your lost pet, put a photo and where you last saw him/her. When another person finds a stray pet (like a green bird, for example), they can go to this website and see if anyone has lost it. If the person sees the same animal, they can send a message to the owner to say where they saw it and the owner can choose to contact the finder. Yet another way I will save the world...