I think Bandit's having relationships behind my back

"Ohhhhh, there's my boo."

- Neighborhood guy sitting in his front yard

The only obvious thing here is that you are a bitch.

Random girl: "Hi!"

Me: "Hello."

Random girl: "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to her." (pointing at Bandit)

Me: "Oh. Well... she can't talk."

Random girl: "Obviously."