Wednesday, July 20, 2011

See ya later, confidence

Scene: Bandit and I walked past two guys.

Guy #1: "How you doing, girl?"
Me: "Good."
Guy #1: "Yeah, that's right. Cause you are lookin' good too."
Guy #2: "I like your dog better."

This guy again

"That's a beagle!" (shouting in the same tone that someone may yell something like, "I want to kill you!")
-Man that somehow sees us every morning no matter which walking route we take

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

It sounds like you may have had some creepy plans

"You are going to make sure your mom doesn't get lost in the woods, aren't you?"
-Random guy at the gas pump next to me off I-5